LMAO!!! :thumbup:curmudgeon said:The best thing to do is to show the rods a picture of moving water. Then start a fire outside from some planks ripped off an old outhouse. Strip naked and dance around the fire while beating yourself with cedar boughs.
It won't get the rods clean, but it will give your neighbours a new perspective on you.
Seriously, just a bit of mild detergent and warm water does the trick . Rinse the rods well and don't scrub the cork too much.